I Touch My Elf Hoodie Color:Navy

I Touch My Elf Hoodie Color:NavyYou knew exactly what you were reading and you didnt even flinch. Thats the holiday spirit were looking for. The Details: Gold arched retro lettering reads "WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I TOUCH MY ELF" above a woman in a red Santa outfit with her hand on a small elf perched on a gift box. Gold sparkle stars scattered throughout. Red and gold ink palette. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex fit with a double lined hood and color matched drawcord.

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and "And Other Tips" in orange beneath an orange rule line

I already know

Red and white ink illustration of a vintage pin-up she-devil with horns

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Welcome to the naughty list

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Teal green ink design featuring "Fort Worth" in large retro bubble block letters with an inline outline style and a star accent

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