Drink Up Bitches Sweatshirt Size:5XL

Drink Up Bitches Sweatshirt Size:5XLIf a saint is giving you permission, you take it. No questions asked. This is a religious holiday and you will observe it accordingly. With your whole liver. The Details: Features a vintage style illustration of St. Patrick in green robes and bishops mitre raising a frothy beer, surrounded by green four leaf clovers, with bold golden yellow retro text reading "Drink Up Bitches." The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex fit (crewneck). Material: 8. 0 oz

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