400ml Water Bottle showing "100% certified Twat" IQ "Only the best Dad's get

"Only the best Dad's get promoted to Grandad"

"100% certified Numpty"

"Drink Up & Fuck Off"

"I'm retired but I still work full time as a pain in the ass

400ml Water Bottle showing "100% certified Twat" IQ "Only the best Dad's get"100% Certified Twat" This is our compact 400ml aluminium water bottle. The water bottle comes with two different tops so will adapt with you. The first is a screw in top complete with carabiner which will be great to make sure you don't forget to take the bottle with you. The second is a push pull top which helps reduce those unwanted dribbles when you are drinking on the go. Standing at approximately 180mm high and about 60mm diameter this should