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5 billion from repping Nike

Just declare bankruptcy and default on your student loans like everyone else is going to do

Thanks to dopamine regulation cycles that haven't kept up with our societal evolution

Give some hugs to the people you love

Happy [Insert Occasion] Sweatshirt Magic Mushrooms 5 billion from repping NikeI'm probably getting a vasectomy this year. My two kids are amazing and I love them more than anything, but I don't think we've got the bandwidth for a third. I want to celebrate it sort of like a bris, with a bunch of loved ones milling around the waiting room eating hors d'oeuvres and enjoying each other's company. Then I emerge from the surgical suite, wearing a jockstrap full of ice (or so I'm told), and everyone cheers for me and gives little