Paw Readings Hoodie Size:3XL

Paw Readings Hoodie Size:3XLYou spent forty dollars on a psychic who told you that youre "surrounded by animals who love you." You could have figured that out by looking at your couch. But no. You needed a stranger in a headscarf to confirm your cat runs your life. Money well spent. The cat already knew. The Details: Orange bold text reads "PAW READINGS" above a vintage fortune teller woman in a pink headscarf reading a black cats paw at a teal draped table. Features an orange

The only spell you’ve actually cast is making everyone around you deeply uncomfortable and weirdly attracted to you at the same time

Someone’s mama said what we’re all thinking

It's a bunny

and blue (and butter

An orange crescent moon and flowers complete the scene

Retro manger scene illustration with gold and cream "GO SHORTY IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY" text in a vintage

The double meaning

Your left eye has been twitching since Tuesday and you’re calling it a "vibe

The holiday party isn’t your downfall

with "WISHABITCH WOODS" in bold western block lettering below

with dark retro serif text reading "But Did You Dye

Red block text reading "Put It In Reverse Terry" with a blue firework burst pattern behind it