Famous Athlete Women's V-Neck Tee Size:2XL

Famous Athlete Women's V-Neck Tee Size:2XLIf you wear a sports jersey from a specific team, with a specific number, with a specific last name, people are just a quick Google search away from finding out that you are not actually that person and are, instead, just playing Halloween make believe on a random Monday night. If you wear this shirt, people will most likely assume you are actually a professional sports player since they have no reliable way to disprove it. Product features Ribbed

We've had drums for at least as long as we've had stomachs

then you find out it's BMG

to be fair

point to the shirt

not for Richard Gere

propaganda and fear

it's a cool shirt

so here's the deal with this one

but I think the favorite "insult" someone gave me is "subversive

There are reputable mask shops online though

but you better buy the shirt to be safe

the waves lap along the shore as sailboats bob gently back and forth in the marina and gulls screech softly overhead