You Can Put Your Balls On Me Comfort Colors Tank Top supermom

You Can Put Your Balls On Me Comfort Colors Tank Top supermomEvery year you say it. Every year someone chokes on their eggnog. And every year you pretend you were talking about ornaments with the dead eyed innocence of someone who has never once been innocent. The Details: Pink arched text reading "YOU CAN PUT YOUR BALLS ON ME" with a cute green cartoon Christmas tree character with big eyes, a gold star on top, gold halo, and white and pink stars, in green, pink, and gold ink. The Fit & Fabric: Brand: Genuine

your punk phase

Some people watch fireworks

You will get there when you get there and not a second sooner

If the afterlife has a VIP section

Red and white ink illustration of a vintage pin-up she-devil with horns

walking away across an open range while swinging a lasso overhead

Always yes

Red arched text reading "HAVING A MELTDOWN" above a melting snowman in a puddle wearing a black and red striped beanie with a red pom-pom

Either way

You say forgive is optional and forget is never happening

Pink distressed retro text reading "SIDE" above and "CHICK" below a tan and orange covered casserole dish with a white knob lid

You are its victim