Momma's Can Of Whoop Ass Long Sleeve Tee Color:Gold

Momma's Can Of Whoop Ass Long Sleeve Tee Color:GoldOld fashioned. All natural. Ready to open at a moments notice. This isnt a threat. Its a pantry staple. And shes fully stocked. The Details: Features a vintage soup can style illustration labeled "Mommas Whoop Ass" with a peach icon, surrounded by white retro text reading "Mommas Old Fashioned Can Of Whoop Ass" and "All Natural." The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex long sleeve retail fit with ribbed cuffs and a classic crew neck. Material: 100% Airlume

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and white ink

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