You Can Put Your Balls On Me Hoodie Halloween

You Can Put Your Balls On Me Hoodie HalloweenEvery year you say it. Every year someone chokes on their eggnog. And every year you pretend you were talking about ornaments with the dead eyed innocence of someone who has never once been innocent. The Details: Pink arched text reading "YOU CAN PUT YOUR BALLS ON ME" with a cute green cartoon Christmas tree character with big eyes, a gold star on top, gold halo, and white and pink stars, in green, pink, and gold ink. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic

You’re prepared

" You are one minor inconvenience away from becoming your own villain origin story

" That’s just how this works

and fishnet stockings

She's cute

Pink ink celestial design featuring "It’s Just A Phase" in vintage serif lettering arched around a central sun with a feminine face

MAYBE TODAY SATAN" with a red winking devil face

Now it knocks things off your nightstand at 4 a

Black bold text reading "Move Bitch" and "Get Out The Way" with a red string of firecrackers (lit fuse

Realistically devastating

and white boots while holding a lasso

flanked by stars