Death Metal Sweatshirt Logic

Death Metal Sweatshirt LogicDeath metal pitch meeting: OK guys, hear me out, we have some of the most insanely technical rock musicians on the planet, but our lead vocalist has the voice of an angel. That sucks. We want someone who sounds like a wounded Cthulhu angrily vowing his revenge. The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean cut style. Meanwhile, the double needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and

Wear this as the perfect excuse to fart wherever you want

Shooter McGavin dedicated his life to the sport of golf and lost to a man with a quick afternoon or two of proper training and no respect for the game or the unspoken code of gentlemanly conduct that was carefully cultivated since the 15th century

our brave hero

We aren't sure if they sell shirts there or not

It's not like we were that close

it seems like the boy who cried wolf might have actually been a wolf who was crying wolf in such a dumb and obvious way that he wanted people to feel awkward for suggesting that wolves might ever exist in any circumstance

but I often wonder who out there is still fuming at me for being an abloute dick

25 and hour

no trees to look at

I understand that this sentiment comes from a certain sense of white privelage because of

Maybe you're a big Robert Plant guy

Just wear that you've got it and act as if