You Can Put Your Balls On Me Tee Evergreen_Scale Stacked block letters reading "Desperado"

Stacked block letters reading "Desperado" split across three lines in pink with a turquoise drop shadow

You took one look at that cursive wall decal your aunt has and chose violence instead

and your dating history

Every year you say it

You Can Put Your Balls On Me Tee Evergreen_Scale Stacked block letters reading "Desperado"Every year you say it. Every year someone chokes on their eggnog. And every year you pretend you were talking about ornaments with the dead eyed innocence of someone who has never once been innocent. The Details: Pink arched text reading "YOU CAN PUT YOUR BALLS ON ME" with a cute green cartoon Christmas tree character with big eyes, a gold star on top, gold halo, and white and pink stars, in green, pink, and gold ink. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex