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All my friends are dead - SweatshirtA sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months. A pre shrunk, classic fit sweater thats made with air jet spun yarn for a soft feel. 50% cotton, 50% polyester Pre shrunk Classic fit 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex Air jet spun yarn with a soft feel Double needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem Disclaimers: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off white rather than

Sip your morning beverage while contemplating the alienation inherent in commodified holiday rituals and exploitative shopping culture

A bold message to keep your mind clear and your spirit light

At least Nietzsche would appreciate the honesty

A sturdy and warm sweatshirt bound to keep you warm in the colder months

perfect for pondering big ideas or just cozying up after a long day

festive wear that matches your actual emotional state

This ceramic vessel carries the message that dismantling oppressive systems is best fueled by caffeine and righteous anger

Stay warm while announcing that your holiday desires transcend mere commodities and aim straight for economic revolution

this cap is a versatile accessory that combines both fashion and function

You're not sure what exactly to give a philosopher

Perfect for family gatherings where you need both physical warmth and emotional honesty about seasonal obligations

Perfect for anyone who's achieved Camus-level clarity about holiday meaninglessness