Safety Third Sweatshirt mysticism

Safety Third Sweatshirt mysticismFirst comes fun. Second comes looking cool while doing it. Safety comes in at a strong third, and honestly thats generous. The Details: Vintage style illustration of a boy holding a sparkler next to a flaming mailbox, with white retro text reading "Safety Third." Nostalgic 4th of July chaos in a distressed, throwback print style. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex fit (crewneck). Material: 8. 0 oz warm fleece (50 50 cotton polyester blend). Feel:

A not-so-classic pun

"DISAPPEAR" appears in large bold retro block letters with a slight 3D shadow effect below

pink sunburst)

Red script reading "shine like" and black bold "Rudolph" text

It’s science

holding a red and white striped candy cane

You’ve attended nine events

The cost of maintaining this lifestyle is a whole different budget

Retro groovy lettering reads "Well F*ck It I’m Going Shopping" in black ink arched above and below the cat

White script lettering above reads "Almost far enough away from" with bold white text below reading "The Bullshit

White hand-drawn text below reads "MAY THEY BURN IN HELL

Below in smaller hot pink text within parentheses reads "(of a bitch)