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Plus Size Hugh Hefner CostumeDo you have a natural way with the ladies? Or wish that you did? We can see why your idol is the man who started it all. The Bachelor lifestyle. The land of beautiful women. Cigar lighting, and smoke jacket wearing Hugh Hefner. You have studied everything the man ever did. Examined closely the origins of the mansion that everyone knows today. Heck, you werent even surprised to see his magazine go back to more classy roots. But youve never been able to

Will you tell the Hand of the Queen to lob off his fingers or will you show him mercy

Have you ever wondered where Mario and Luigi keep all those coins

but you will change everything this Halloween

Peach (if you don't have to chase after her)

You know how it goes: you’re sitting in your apartment one Saturday afternoon

The long chiffon hanging sleeves and the large radiant white feathered wings will have you looking otherworldly

We would literally go anywhere right now to escape another sighting of this gruesome garden sentry

and if any of your pimp friends saw you in it

You could even die your water source red so you feel like you're washing in lava

Is a rhombus a rectangle

You've got everything packed and ready for launch

but it does offer a fun theme for costume play