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Dimwit WigTired of women going crazy over your perfectly coifed hair? Fed up with pushy modeling agents hounding you through the grocery store? Sick of girlfriends breaking up with you because your hair is better than theirs? Well, friend, we have the perfect solution for you! With our Dimwit Wig, we can guarantee that every day will be a bad hair day. Its made of the finest 100 percent synthetic hair and features a mesh net interior for maximum comfort. With a

it's tradition for your crew mates to gift you with personal items

so your legs look poultry-like as you strut around

and ruching at the breast

and that means you need to be dressing like a ninja

Such a cute creature needs a little help to keep it running around

but ready to have fun when the workday is done

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you'll be the last thing people want to see under the big top

Mom always said

You quickly pull on your superhero uniform and jump into the Hero-Mobile

how could anyone resist

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