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Classic Logo HoodieThis Isnt Just a Sweatshirt. Its a cover story. Ideal for when the temperature drops, but your bulk phase is in full swing, (and so are the questions.) Cozy enough to keep you comfortable, roomy enough to smuggle in your real "pre workout". Built for warmth, durability, and plausible deniability, this pre shrunk, classic fit sweatshirt has a soft feel thats as comforting as the lies you tell your doctor. Key Features (Because Youre Clearly On a Cycle

mid-profile (with a low-profile embroidery area)

but they’ll keep your feet cozy while you dream of bigger lifts

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton

Pretend the gains are all from this tub

we’ve “enhanced” it with some extra BCAAs and “injected” some digestive enzymes into the mix

but it will get a knowing smirk from the guy who insists "it's just genetics”

You’ve found the holy grail of "natural" performance boosters

30 singles thread weight — That’s a fancy way of saying “soft AF

• Side-seamed

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

and full buckram