Monster Lover Tee Color:Dark Grey Heather

Monster Lover Tee Color:Dark Grey HeatherYour taste in fictional characters is unhinged and we all know it. You saw a seven foot tall green monster and thought "yeah, I could fix him." You couldnt. Nobody could. But the heart wants what the heart wants and yours wants something that was assembled in a lab. The Details: Cream block text reading "Monster" with pink script "Lover," featuring a green Frankenstein couple sharing a drink with straws in a green, pink, and orange vintage comic book

No witnesses

People who speak to you before that first cup aren’t brave

You’re expensive chaos with a Southern accent

Every single time

That’s not laziness

and the only acceptable excuse to put a twelve-foot skeleton in your front yard before Labor Day

You already know he’s going to text back at 11 p

and light blue clouds

leaning against the oversized letters

That’s a blessing

White art of two skeletons (one handing the other their detached spine) with white arched text reading "Don’t Worry I Got Your Back

You were simply born with immaculate vibes and a need to say howdy to every animal you see