Baking Because Murder Is Illegal Comfort Colors Tee Evergreen_Scale

Baking Because Murder Is Illegal Comfort Colors Tee Evergreen_ScaleYou channel your rage into buttercream and nobody asks questions. The kitchen is your therapy, and the oven timer is your safe word. The Details: Pink and blue retro illustration of a woman with red hair in a pink apron whisking batter in an orange bowl beside a pink stand mixer. Large pink retro script text reads "Baking" at the top, with white block text reading "Because Murder Is Illegal" to the left. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex Boyfriend cut

Text reads "Giddy Up" in bold arched western block lettering above

Some people watch fireworks

White retro text reading "Party Time In The USA" with a red cartoon firecracker character (lit fuse

framed by green four-leaf clovers and vines

We Knead ’Em

The double meaning

Multicolor illustration of an orange tabby cat with white chest markings walking through green grass with white daisies

That’s the American way

It’s a lifestyle

Multi-color illustration of a skeleton sitting in a pink chair with a tabby cat curled up on its lap

feathers styled in red

A cowgirl illustration fires two smoking pistols in the center of the scene