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Deluxe Rum Buccaneer Plus Size CostumeYo Ho Ho and a Bottle of What's more dashing than a pirate? Nothing. The answer is nothing. Pirates are awesome! They sail in cool ships with huge cannons, they steal gold coins from rich merchant ships, they bury treasure on tiny, distant islands and hide their maps to their booty. Plus, then they get to spend as much of their stolen wealth as they like at dockside taverns. We're picturing a pirate holding a big rum daiquiri with a tiny umbrella.

The matching robe also has "World Champion" in gold on the front

that should have been caught and halted in its tracks but it seems that somewhere between our Committee of Creepy Couture and Department of Demonic Deterrents

Do you have one too

Once you take a bite

you would be able to get out there and show Coach Ghouly that you know what you are doing

and cannibalistic sociopaths are truly terrifying

People had been trying to find proof of this hairy beast for decades

They might try to crush your dreams

like a t-shirt or something that can turn you into Venom in an instant

Product DescriptionGet ready for a howling good time when you wear your Adult's Plus Size Hyena Costume

no destitution or gold madness required

and we think that's pretty heroic in and of itself

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