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Shorter than you thinkAttention, gentlemen! Before you step up, take a deep breath, and lets have a moment of honesty your aim needs work, and your measurements? Well, lets just say "man inches" arent real. This laser engraved, hand painted, and vinyl wrapped sign is the subtle (but not so subtle) reminder that standing closer is always a good idea. Handmade by a local artist in Woodend, Victoria, its the perfect mix of humour and practicality. Precision Laser Engraving

Give Mum a gift she’ll adore—crafted by a small family business that puts love (and a sprinkle of magic) into every piece

Whether you're hosting an intimate wine night or a lively dinner party

Laser-cut from high-quality speciality plywood

and now you can hang it proudly on your Christmas tree

Whether you add a name

why not shake things up this Christmas

at least your décor can be

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it is a unique and charming addition to any rural or farm-inspired setting

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19cm (H) x 14cm (W)

hand-assembled